If you think there's no way to mess THAT up, then gather around for a little story time from this past weekend...
Once upon a time a young broad (yours truly) decided to make some hard-boiled eggs for breakfast. She put 4 eggs in a pot with water, and turned on the stove.
While she waited for the water to boil, she started cleaning her room. As she cleaned her room up, she kept smelling something cooking "Is my neighbor baking this morning?" she pondered. But then she remembered that she has never been able to smell her neighbor's food adventures before, so she went back to cleaning her room.
After a while, she heard a small popping sound. Not like popping gum, but more similar to someone dropping dishes on the counter. "Hmm, did my Roomster come home and start cooking breakfast?" she wondered. She tiptoed to the kitchen, and peered around the corner, but there was no sight of her roomster. Instead she found 4 exploded eggs. "Oh No! I was boiling eggs!" she remembered aloud. There was egg EVERYWHERE....and cleaning it up would be another project in itself.
So there, if you think boiling eggs is easy, you'd be right. Just don't forget that they are on the stove...because once the water evaporates, the eggs WILL explode.....and if anyone knows how to get egg off a ceiling, please let me know.
- A very forgetful apes -
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